Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Goose Season!

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Yesterday, the Goose finally got me. “What color is this crayon, Goose?” I ask, holding up a green crayon.

“Red!”

“No, Goose, it’s green. What color is this crayon?”

“Red!”

Evidently, everything is red.

“No, Goosie. It’s a green crayon. Greeeeen. Say green!”

“Geen!”

“Good job! What color is this crayon?”

“Red!”

“No, it’s green.”

“Red!”

“Green.”

“Red!” 

“Green!”

“Pink!”

“No ma’am, that is a red crayon.”

Aaaaaaand I just called a green crayon red. So evidently, everything is red. Even the green crayon. This is not an argument I won, despite presented evidence. Well played, Goose. Well played indeed.

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2 thoughts on “Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Goose Season!

  1. How funny! I have a book for Goose girl that Sarah decided she is too old for and is willing to give it to her. The title is ” The Crayon Box That Talked” . lol….I’ll get it in the mail tomorrow. You’ll love it Dave!

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